We're the only ones sleepy enough

Police officers assigned to protect Compton schools against vandalism and other campus crimes have been asleep at the wheel, quite literally, according to photographs and sworn testimony in a racial discrimination lawsuit. The photographs appear to show several uniformed school officers in the driver's seats of parked squad cars with eyes shut and, in some cases, heads leaning back.

Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that these fine officers are the "only ones professional enough" to be in charge of your security?