Thursday, May 18, 2006

Anti-gun Brainwashing

β€œ'Jobs for Guns' campaign targets crime rate, aims to change lives"

Here's the plan:
  1. Offer 50 bucks to anyone who brings in a gun, "no questions asked".
  2. Pair the person up with a "mentor", who will guide them on a path to prosperity and lolipops.
  3. Take the message to the schools, and let all the kiddies know how bad guns (and anyone who uses them) are.
  4. Offer prizes for any kiddies who will pwomise to "stay away from guns".

Sounds foolproof to me. I think the crime rate in Jacksonville will be drying up any minute now.

That's one more reason I won't be submitting my children to the Socialist State Brainwashing System, aka public education.

1 Comments:

Blogger BobG said...

5. Click your heels together three times and repeat three times, "There's no place like home"...

May 19, 2006 8:52 AM  

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